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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crops Grown:	3958	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ores Mined:	585
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	8889	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	3407
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Divine Spears Created:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Potions Brewed:	104	Villages Defended:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6315

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	230	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ores Mined:	2583
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.