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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Runes Activated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Animals Bred:	99
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	169	Emeralds Found:	5005
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Ores Mined:	7800	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Divine Spears Created:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Potions Brewed:	96
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Emeralds Found:	5733	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mines Excavated:	4557	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.