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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4751	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	939300
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	190	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	5195
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	639
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Animals Bred:	119
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Emeralds Found:	9463

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Farms Harvested:	737
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3380
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.