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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magic Items Found:	3478	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Void Gems Collected:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Towns Built:	7
Animals Bred:	113	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.