"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ores Mined:	8647	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8514	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	176	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	2045	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	104	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Towns Built:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.