"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	164	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	6839
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Potions Brewed:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Ores Mined:	9861	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Farms Harvested:	219	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Alien Abductions:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Towns Built:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.