"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	7245	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mines Excavated:	3434	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ores Mined:	4541	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Animals Bred:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mines Excavated:	1097	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.