Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 29

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Star Shards Collected: 181
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1055

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 102 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Potions Brewed: 48
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8915
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6238 Enchantments Applied: 82

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 5135
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 44820 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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