"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	2180

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Divine Spears Created:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Towns Built:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchantments Applied:	62
Star Shards Collected:	273	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Farms Harvested:	314
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Towns Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	4718	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	2828
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Farms Harvested:	565	Mines Excavated:	4283
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!