"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	4631	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ores Mined:	2008
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2870	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	495376	Enchantments Applied:	184
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4222	Void Armor Forged:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9450
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	110	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Animals Bred:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.