"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchantments Applied:	138
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Crops Grown:	4981
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	62	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	882	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	158	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8519
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.