"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	127
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	218	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8633	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Mines Excavated:	2126	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	133	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	260
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Runes Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Emeralds Found:	1270	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.