"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	605	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
New Chunks Explored:	143757	Dragon Eggs Found:	5484
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6530

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4472

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Towns Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!