Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1875
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

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LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

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HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	129	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Votes:	6243	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Potions Brewed:	141	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	993	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7516	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Votes:	7717
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	8095
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1574	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9663	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Buildings Constructed:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Animals Bred:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	85	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224