Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	235561
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7170

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1855
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	976248

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	4852

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchantments Applied:	188	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Void Armor Forged:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mines Excavated:	1241	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	636146	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6821
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	199	Void Gems Collected:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Animals Bred:	45

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Emeralds Found:	9584	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	200	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co