Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	142

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Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Farms Harvested:	630	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	1331	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

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Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5723
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Votes:	7530	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Dragon Eggs Found:	6425	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1846	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	2589
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Star Shards Collected:	83	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	8193
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	497560
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Love Letters Sent:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	236	Emeralds Found:	1731
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1781	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	9744	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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