Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	269
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4432
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mines Excavated:	4180	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Votes:	8656
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4995	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9642	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Crops Grown:	1484
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Secret Passages Found:	6

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Votes:	9071
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001