Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

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Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

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DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

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OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1307
Players Killed by Monsters:	3966	Dragon Eggs Found:	4169
Magic Crystals Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Runes Activated:	8

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

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Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

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Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	430809	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Emeralds Found:	3436
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	587981	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1142	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ores Mined:	3082	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Buildings Constructed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ores Mined:	8476
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9042	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net