Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

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Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

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DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Votes:	2187
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

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OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

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Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9413	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	9026

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

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Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	652191
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Animals Bred:	100	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	184
Void Armor Forged:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	29915
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net