Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

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Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

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MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Votes:	5202
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

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AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

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Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

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The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9058
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mines Excavated:	3251	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Potions Brewed:	51
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Star Shards Collected:	265
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Votes:	9665
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Items Found:	3835	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6349
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk