Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

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PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchantments Applied:	128
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Potions Brewed:	148	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Votes:	5699
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2313
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	137	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Items Found:	6314
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4828
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	297	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	7

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	412892	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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