Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

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Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Animals Bred:	96
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Dragons Tamed:	7

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	150	Void Armor Forged:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	125	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	1125	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ores Mined:	5389	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	250817	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4643	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Animals Bred:	139
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	8

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crops Grown:	5607
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	7909
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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