Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Enchantments Applied:	212	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

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Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	6853	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

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DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

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OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

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Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	123	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

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Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Towns Built:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2183
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mines Excavated:	2839	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

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Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	479
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2992
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	227153	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Votes:	4999	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	209	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Votes:	9845
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Farms Harvested:	866	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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