Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Farms Harvested:	563	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7560
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	696
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4779	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mines Excavated:	1823	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	2285	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	7824

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	3853	Emeralds Found:	4667
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crops Grown:	8683	Void Armor Forged:	27

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ores Mined:	1198	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Villages Defended:	16

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	548	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

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EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

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Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	594	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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