Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Emeralds Found:	9955
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	7967
Wilderness Tamed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ores Mined:	6607
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ores Mined:	2627
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Villages Defended:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	New Chunks Explored:	483797
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Potions Brewed:	114	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ores Mined:	5449
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	179
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	546172	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crops Grown:	9532
Mines Excavated:	1067	Dimension Hops:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2422	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

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Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crops Grown:	9745
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net