Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

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Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Farms Harvested:	832	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

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MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

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Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Love Letters Sent:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	895596

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	261	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crops Grown:	5491	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8882	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1898

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crops Grown:	8604	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6667	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	4858
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5109
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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