Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Enchantments Applied:	299	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

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Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Villages Defended:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4403	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2551
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

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EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ores Mined:	2165	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	125	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mines Excavated:	1647	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

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SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Emeralds Found:	7212
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Animals Bred:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	5688
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2736

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ores Mined:	1021
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	1580	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Void Gems Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

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