Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

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Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	979880	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	883	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Crops Grown:	8609
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Chimeras Created:	2

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	215455	Runes Activated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Animals Bred:	179
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1666
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	108
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crops Grown:	5825
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	5807
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Farms Harvested:	897
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	58
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	181
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Animals Bred:	83
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	2
Animals Bred:	79	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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