Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Villages Defended:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crops Grown:	2315	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	2933

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	3462	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ores Mined:	5375	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	2593
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	6972
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4867

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4283	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net