Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6194
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crops Grown:	9485
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Votes:	9833

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8123	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	6546
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3731
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Falling into the Void:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	4230

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Animals Bred:	165	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Towns Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3505

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ores Mined:	8718

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001