Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	54	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

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Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	639	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ores Mined:	6729	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

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DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Star Shards Collected:	268
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

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OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

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Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2504	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

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Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	869
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	112
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Potions Brewed:	50	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	7084
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Emeralds Found:	3184
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Divine Spears Created:	14

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	5456
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	392163
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net