Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

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Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9245	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	231	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

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DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5235
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

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OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5102	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Votes:	8981
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

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Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

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Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	73	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crops Grown:	8802	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net