Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

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MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Animals Bred:	197
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Emeralds Found:	9835

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

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KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	665	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Animals Bred:	61

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

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LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Items Found:	4763
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Farms Harvested:	240
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	102
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Villages Defended:	13

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2258
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	300	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

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Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crops Grown:	9780
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

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The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com