Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	4307
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	517	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	578
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Zombie Dances:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6801	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	3135
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4223	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

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JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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