Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Items Found:	4070
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

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SBP | SEASON 3 Minecraft server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1808
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ores Mined:	4100	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

BASIC INFORMATION

About our server:

The SBP server is a vanilla project without privates, which has been ongoing for a whole year. Here you can either simply survive or play RP for a more fun time!

The server is played by different players who communicate with each other, unite in large groups to play together or to build large projects.

Sometimes technical work is carried out on the server or updates are released that introduce something new to make the game more comfortable and varied.

What we have?

CROSS-PLATFORM SUPPORT

Absolutely all server players have the opportunity to play both from a computer and from a phone.

EMOTECRAFTS

A mod that allows you to use any animations and emotions on the server in order to play RP, or just have fun with friends.

PLASMO VOICE

A mod that allows you to communicate with players via voice chat. You can change the volume of your microphone or the microphone of other players, etc.

Rules

Rules have been created and established on our server, for violation of which the perpetrators will be punished. Trials are held against people who have committed bad acts. For example, a huge amount of player resources were stolen. For mass bar, etc. a permanent ban is issued.

You can get acquainted with them in more detail either here in the channel #?╎rules, or on the website in the “Rules” tab

HOW TO GET TO THE SERVER?

1.SUBMITTING AN APPLICATION:

To receive a pass, fill out the form on our website, where you must indicate: your game nickname, discord for communication, and answer the question. Then click on the “Submit” button.

2.JOIN OUR SERVER IN DISCORD

After submitting your application, you must join our discord server. There you can find new acquaintances and friends. But what’s most important is that this is where our server’s IP address is located!

3. ACCEPTANCE OF APPLICATION

As soon as the application is accepted, you will immediately have the opportunity to log into the server in the game. You can understand whether you have access to the server or not if you are given the “Player” role in discord.

sbp3season.mclan.ru

Extreme Multiplayer

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8610	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142

Nice community grief protected survival SMP! Good stable economy and nice players only! Auction house and custom achievements

play.extrememultiplayer.net

Rankup op

Rankups, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

IP: 168.119.5.246:30867IP: RedeWalk.com

RedeWalk.com

Projectice

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Buildings Constructed:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

ProjectIce is a PvP based network located in Europe. We strive to provide the best quality in gameplay. How do we do that? Well we simply listen to our community, every change and update is based on community and their choice. We support versions 1.7 up to the latest Minecraft version. We provide gamemodes such as SkyPvP, Practice and OP Prison.

play.projectice.gg

ClewRine 1.2 – 1.16 “Anarchy” RPG server Minecraft

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Events, Hardcore, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, RPG, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1948
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

ClewRine is a server on which you will not see a sea of advertising, “free” privileges and the like. X-ray does not work for us, all resources can only be obtained honestly. We will surprise you with quality!

Server in “Anarchy” mode

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Is waiting for you:

● We do not have constant annoying advertising, nothing will distract you from immersing yourself in the gameplay.

● There is an interesting RPG leveling. Learn skills and gain an even greater advantage over others.

● Bosses. Team up in groups and challenge the strongest residents of ClewRine! Get unique items and equipment.

● Strong economy. On our server, special attention is paid to the economy; getting all the things is quite difficult. This system will keep you interested for many hours of play.

● Private on our server is different from what everyone is used to. To create your own region, you don’t need to allocate a territory and write a lot of commands, it will be enough to put a private block and the territory will instantly be protected. But be careful, the servers have TNT enabled. Regular private will sometimes not be enough to protect your resources.

● Grief, kill, unite in teams and clans – this is “Anarchy”.

All this and much more awaits you at CrewRine.

Join CrewRine.

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mc.clewrine.ru

Saultey

Anarchy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Just a server to chill on will upgrade as time goes on Intend to add : Economy, Custom Enchants, Custom warps, Various custom plugins that will increase player satisfaction. Any and all suggestions will be read and appreciated!

185.236.137.2

The dog

Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

sup. join “the dog” and we guarantee you’ll probably have fun.we got like towny and stuff. it’s survival. kinda cool. no p2w, all donation rewards are cosmetic. -schooper

dog.bloom.us

Exied

Creative, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3137	Zombie Dances:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Hello Users and future players welcome to Exied, This server is a fun and constantly updated server for gens! We have payouts for top winners of each season as new content every seasons release, then you have our great staff team and community to talk and meet people .

Exied.minehut.gg

YOTTAWORLD Grief server 1.16.5-1.20.4 Minecraft server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

The owner of the server “YOTTAWORLD Grief Server 1.16.5-1.20.4” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.yottaworld.ru

Eternal Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magic Items Found:	6764
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

The main goal and purpose of this server is to emulate as close to vanilla minecraft as possible while making as unobtrusive optimizations as possible to maintain server TPS at an acceptable number when at high player-counts. The world is permanent and never going to reset ever. You can donate for priority queue or just out of the kindness of your heart to help the server. Donations are in place to help keep the server afloat on more than accommodating hardware. Rules are simple, don’t hack or intentionally cause lag. Think 2b2t without hacks.

server launched january 1st, 2021

EternalAnarchy.xyz

Dragon block omega

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Download the required modpack here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dragon-block-c-dragon-ball-in-minecraft

dbomega.modded.fun

VanillaSMP

Anarchy, Survival Games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Emeralds Found:	1134
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ores Mined:	1369	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

A fun Anarchy server, with PVP, no advantage plugins, and active players! we have an active Discord with people on it, and the server is running well so far!

198.55.118.212

4C4A – Just An Anarchy Minecraft server

Antispam

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

The owner of the server “4C4A – Just An Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4c4a.xyz

Full On Kirby Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mines Excavated:	1093
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

FullOnKirb is a Minecraft 1.15.2 Anarchy server No Rules No nothing Everything is allowed We really don’t care what you do greifing hacking Allowed No lag machines, why you ask? Lag Machines are just annoying also we recomend optifine while playing the server. your game will lag alot without optifine. and make the server worst killing the server But everything else is allowed. ———————————————————————- dec 31 the server has been reset all inv blocks the world is all reset due to the server dying ————————————————————————–

FullOnKirb.aternos.me

Athena mc

Faction Survival, Faction Wars, Factions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome! On behalf of the management and staff team, I would like to welcome everyone to the official AthenaMC Minecraft server! We are very excited to have you guys coming into the server, and hope to make a flawless impression. AthenaMC is an upcoming Minecraft server network, planned to release the ultimate faction’s experience, we will be slowly adding onto our server, ultimately creating the fastest-growing network in the game! The management team has spent countless hours each day for the last few months, hoping to provide all of our players with the ultimate Minecraft factions experience.

athena-mc.net