Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Animals Bred:	48	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Jonto Network

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Jonto Network / Jon Network is a old re-opened server with all kinds of gamemodes! We’ve got Custom Games where we have: – Hello Neighbor – Among Us – UCM – Much more We’ve got a openworld-action-adventure-rp aswell! And of course we also have BuildBattle!

Would you like to give us a try? 😀

jontv.me

Infinitrealms

Crazy Enchants, Custom world, Faction Survival, free, Kingdom, Multiplayer Survival, Player Shops, Towns

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Custom Addons, Newest Updates, and best of all Single Ladies 😉 InfinitRealms is a RPG Factions based Java Server. We support 1.7.X to the newest releases! We offer plenty of exciting and new features, all while keeping the original Vanilla feel. Choose to start your own Kingdom and join up with others, all free of you!

InfinitRealms.com

🐟 Karasik – anarchy without donation, without rules Minecraft server

Anarchy, Cheats, Grief, License, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Wipes, PvE, PvP, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	784	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Licensed server 3 years without wipe No donation, private, tp World border of 30 million blocks Use of cheat clients is welcome¹Always up-to-date version of Minecraft Java No rules

Karasik is a Russian-language licensed² anarchy server that was launched on April 4, 2020.In all this time, the server has never been wiped, and the world server already weighs more than 5 terabytes.For the most part, the server is filled with a toxic audience that uses cheats, and griefing and murder are commonplace.There is no privacy here even at spawn and that is why it is all destroyed and flooded.

Anti-cheat blocks all cheats for fast movementThe server does not support login from pirated launchers

ip Moscow: karasique.comip Frankfurt: mc.karasique.com

play.karasique.com

Chaos And Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

A minecraft anarchy server similar to 2b2t. There is no que to wait for the server. In this server there are no rules and hacks are allowed, rise to the top of the players anyway you like and destroy the world. The world is still fairly new so there is destruction needed. You can play like it’s a normal survival minecraft world or you can focus on killing anyone. There will be a ranking system added in the future. Have fun on the server.

Owner: Detommy

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/8y5BDjy7qw

Youtube Channel: youtube.com/icringekid

ChaosXAnarchy.aternos.me

brosmc.net

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Come and enter a new era of Minecraft experiences to have with your friends. Play survival, bedwars, skywars and other small mini-games as you wander around beautiful, hand-built worlds. A friendly server team will always be by your side and help you when you need help. We try to make crossplay with Bedrock possible.

brosmc.net

Nexocraft 2.0

Bed wars, Events, Minigames, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchantments Applied:	223
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

This Is Next Gen Minecraft Server

Join Discord For More Info

( we will be updating this shortly)

play.ytorigin.ml

Bedwars Practice

Bedwars, Mini Games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Votes:	2723	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Practice mini games and become GOOD! …………………………………………………………………..

bedwarspractice.club

LavaMCpro

Factions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

It’s a factions server we have a great community i’m a good server owner we are a small server any feed Back is helpfull

LavaMCpro.minehut.gg

Primemc network

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2801
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	300
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21

PrimeMC Network is where you can work your way up the leaderboards to win prizes every month. Earn money and level up your survival gameplay through long time progression and a huge economy system. Team up with friends and claim your territory and survive to climb the ranks together or take on the world solo and win bragging rights and GREAT prizes!

playprimemcnetwork.com

UnityPE – Server 1.1.X Minecraft server

Lucky blocks, Parkour

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

unity-pe.ru:19132

Rais World

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Void Gems Collected:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to Rai’s World! A teams pvp server reminiscent of the old-school pvp servers. Enjoy your stay 🙂

play.rais.world

Hyperbuild

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Hello everyone! Yes, there is another new server. But of course we hope that ours will be the coolest 😉 What should be on our server? Citybuild Reallife Roleplay Minigames Our server isn’t finished yet, but we’re working on it every day. We want every player to have a great gaming experience and that there will be things on our server that are not available anywhere else. Of course, we are always open to suggestions for improvement!

Your Hyperbuild team wishes you a lot of fun playing!

hyperbuild.eu

Factorysmp

Economy, Plugins, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4705
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

FactorySMP is an open; obviously factory based server.The server was founded at the very start of 2023 and is founded on a 1:2000 Earth Scale where there are areas where you can control for production. We have a economy; lobby and wonderful staff.

Plugins installed on server: Towny, Factory, WorldEdit, Economy, Mail.

137.74.245.136:25575

Free Lands (Vanilla Bedrock) Minecraft server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	61	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

“Free Lands” is the latest version of the Vanilla Bedrock Edition server in hardcore mode. We do not have donations or unnecessary plugins.

Cheats and dupes are prohibited here

Test your gaming skills! Join and bring your friends 🙂

Project support is provided exclusively on a voluntary basis:https://www.donationalerts.com/r/freelandsga

freelands.xyz:19132

Island of Eternity

FTB, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7665	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Meet new friends, build and enjoy the beauty of Minecraft with Island of EterNity!

We invite you to our Minecraft Servers! Vanilla SMP and Modded MC, try it out with friends, or come join our very welcoming community!

We’re live in CURSEFORGE! Check out our website how to join! See you there!

Vanilla: eternity.community Modded : eternity.community:25555 Website: https://eternity.community/index.php/minecraft-home-page/

eternity.community