Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	1916
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ores Mined:	5696
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

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VividMC

Pixelmon, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Star Shards Collected:	92
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to VividMC!

IP: Pixelmon.mc.gg

Please be sure to read the #rules! Keep an eye out for announcements as they may contain polls and important information.

Head to #general chat to talk with the community or #art to show off your skill! You can even show off your pets in the #pets channel! Ever feel the need to just meme? Well, ya can in #memes!

If you have any suggestions on ways we can improve the server, feel free to suggest them in the #deleted-channel channel, then discuss them with the community and staff in #suggestion-discussion!

If you need any help, you may dm any staff member or refer to our #technical-support and #in-gamesupport for help!

Pixelmon.mc.gg

OR

Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Zombie Dances:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Origin Realms The next generation of Minecraft Multiplayer, unlike anything you’ve ever seen. originrealms.com

play.originrealms.com

Balkannetwork

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

balkannetwork.nether-zone.com

Anarchy wiped – HOLYWORLD Minecraft server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mines Excavated:	2792	Dragon Eggs Found:	4093
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to HolyWorld, where absolute freedom and chaos reign! There are no hard and fast rules on our server, only you and your imagination set the rules of the game.

Here you will find exciting mini-games that will give you a lot of emotions and challenges. Compete with other players to prove your outstanding strength. Griefing is an integral part of our world, where you can build and destroy whatever you want!

Regular competitions and events add excitement and variety. Take the challenge, win valuable prizes and become a true legend of our server. Our administrators are always ready to arrange something unique and exciting.

Join us via IP: start.playmc.su and plunge into the world of anarchy and limitless possibilities! HolyWorld is a place where you yourself can become part of history. Don’t miss this chance!

hh.playmc.su

cattsown

Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6608	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

cattsown is a survival towny semi rp server difficulty is peaceful owned by catmaster78535 with 30 players max we have fun and play

cattsown.aternos.me

MineGG

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Vanilla Survival Server 1.16.4=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+ =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+ =+=+=+=+

1000lp1a.aternos.me

Cranked smp

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Come play 1.19 SURVIVAL on Cranked SMP! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, CLASSES, PLAYER SHOPS, EVENTS and a GREAT COMMUNITY!

Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

crankedmc.com

💥 GRIF 💥 MINI-GAMES PARKOUR GRIF WIPE server Minecraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7714	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

The owner of the server “GRIF MINI-GAMES PARKOUR GRIF WIPE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

FitoCraft.ru:19132

BobcatsSMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	8950	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

This is a new sever and will have some bugs in it. When you do run into a bug please do /report bug. This sever is a Vanilla, PVP, SMP, and a Survival server/world. Enjoy the server and have fun! Server IP: BobcatsSMP.minehut.gg

BobcatsSMP.minehut.gg

KaosDamage

Anarchy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	6049
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

A chaos server. Have fun. There are NO rules on this server, other than ONE, this is, that everything is allowed, so you can use hacks, glitches, exploits, or nothing! It’s all up to you as the player.

KaosDamage.aternos.me

Oblivion raids

Factions, Skyblock

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Items Found:	1481
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Oblivion Raids Factions / Skyblock $500+ Payouts Oblivion was a server made in 2017-2020 and its making a return with Factions, Skyblock, KitPvP, KitPractice and Kitmap and much more to come with a full pvp and skyblock based network bringing the OG back in minecraft. 1.8+ Skyblock Non Comp 1.8+ Factions 1.7 PVP 1.7 Cannoning Bringing the Old to the modern ERA Cane top and cane coins Payouts $500 Paypal $250 Buycraft $100 Buycraft Discord: https://discord.gg/J6WKAq8FEq

play.oblivionraids.net

CHICKY ❤️ ▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀ ❤️ 1.8-1.20.2 FLY IN! Minecraft server

Bed wars, Lucky blocks, Mob Arena, Parkour, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

What is BatyaCraft?

This is the best minecraft server where you can become a father in the area!

IP: hype.batyacraft.ru

– Everything you need is there! Skins, a bunch of thoughtful modes, tops, tasks!

– Self-written plugins that we made ourselves!

– The best anti-cheat that really punishes hackers!

– We do everything from the heart

– Versions from 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.20.2

We have a lot of modes for you to have fun:

▶ SKYBLOCKThere is a mode where you can build your own island by extracting things from the void.There is also a well-thought-out economy, ore generation, There is a mob arena for 50 waves with different sets.You can trade with everyone and win at auctions, and then you can create a store right in your own placeIt’s all freebies, so go for it!

▶ SKYWARSIf you went to the gym a lot, then you can clearly win everyone in pvp,Therefore, the SKYWARS mode was created for you.You jump on the island, look for what you gave in the chests and kill everyone in a row so that Pull the skating rink on the easy way. Come on, it’s hardcore slaughter, just the way you like it!

▶ BEDWARSWell, if you know how to tactfully kill everyone and everything, and also break the bedsThen come here and show everyone who can drag. You know how to play this gameTherefore there is no need to explain.

▶ PRISONIt happens that you are thrown into jail, but you don’t want to rot there, do you? Therefore, you need to develop, then come to factions that will become a second home andkill all the policemen and bosses. The prison is really huge, so come on, search everything and dominate.

IP: hype.batyacraft.ru

VK: https://vk.com/batyacraftmc

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PhEvaF7

Come visit us, there is something to do there: hype.batyacraft.ru

hype.mineland-play.ru

Galaxis

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	111	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Please prepare for another sleazy Minecraft server introduction. Ill be honest here I cant sit here and act like this server wasnt created after watching the Dream SMP. HOWEVER, Im quite confident thats the same reason youre here as well. The Galaxis server is like 90% original Minecraft but with a few quality-of-life improvements, not dissimilar to the American industrial revolution. With a flourishing player run economy according to the top 1 % and staff that will bail you out of dangerous situations if you beg them enough, Galaxis is the perfect place to spend your time during online school. I look forward to seeing you online at Galaxis.ggs.onl P.S. If someone mentions that we do role play I swear its not weird.

Galaxis.ggs.onl

PlayZone

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Polish survival server, lucky blocks in hard mode, own server currency, simple game, cuboids and communication on the discord server. A lot of events

playzone.csrv.pl

Your personal server Veles server Minecraft

Magic

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

The Veles server was created for a relaxing game with the theme of Slavic Gods

There are no advertisements or flashy slogans on our server, nothing distracts from development (more than 1000 achievements – to Russify them, install the resource pack on top, download link when clicked in the guide menu).

There are no wipers or griefers on our server. mostly played by an older audience. The wipe can be soft: for example, after a year, a new clean world is created, into which all the best, all valuable resources can be transferred within 2-3 weeks. After which the old world is turned off and made available for free access. Your creations don’t disappear.

The average age of players is 20-40 years old, the creator of the server himself is over 40 years old. Key decisions about the game are decided by player voting.

The game’s focus is survival with a focus on realism. On the server you will find the change of seasons, several paid plugins with original solutions, and a well-thought-out help menu (the so-called guide).

Developing a game character in 15 skills (not mcMMO) to maximum levels can only be achieved over many months of play. Order on the server is controlled by guards – players with 2-3 years of experience playing on our server.

The server has a real economy: gold and silver coins. having their own visualization (they can be put in a chest). This means that coins appear for a reason. A gold coin is equal to 1 ruble. One gold coin contains 100 silver coins; exchange is valid in both directions. Exchange players without cheating through the plugin with coins or items. The value of resources is determined by the players themselves.

Thus, the player may not even buy gold coins, but sell the mined resources for gold or silver to another player, and then purchase what they need from another player for them, or buy the status of “Resident” on the server, or other valuables.

Dozens of new items and blocks with their own textures have been added to the server. New metals, new blocks, new recipes, new crops for harvest, new generation of the world… You won’t find this on other resources.

Only on our server you will be able to fly on a real Baba Yaga stupa, having previously crafted it and create energy from particles of the soul of hostile mobs.

Visit the server website, which will be constantly updated with new information on mechanics and innovations – server-veles.ru

Have a good game!

play.server-veles.ru