Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	2181	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	590	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3294

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9927	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Animals Bred:	117	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	161	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7641

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ores Mined:	4045
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Animals Bred:	74
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mines Excavated:	3777
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	8553
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34