Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Towns Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	81

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	312
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Animals Bred:	179
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Items Found:	8830
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5268	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Emeralds Found:	5319
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Potions Brewed:	133
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3930	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	267
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Items Found:	6946
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Votes:	9270
Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org