Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crops Grown:	9662	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	4884
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	5656	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ores Mined:	3091
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6704
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9900	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2145
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5982
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3807
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net