Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1773
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

nohub.boxxynetwork.eu

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragons Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	704	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2453
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mines Excavated:	1422	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6673
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

annwnrp.net