Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	128192
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Animals Bred:	147
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2402
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Divine Spears Created:	23
Animals Bred:	57	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
New Chunks Explored:	916100	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Crops Grown:	4702
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragons Tamed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6502
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	481	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	91	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002