Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Crops Grown:	9606	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8367
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mines Excavated:	4649
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1860
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crops Grown:	6740

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magic Items Found:	7453	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	154
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Towns Built:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Potions Brewed:	179	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!