Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Emeralds Found:	2945	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8560	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Animals Bred:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	690027
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Farms Harvested:	856

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Animals Bred:	136
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crops Grown:	8863
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7277	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	246	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2487
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!