Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Potions Brewed:	131
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ores Mined:	3324	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crops Grown:	3404
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7215	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	3457	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!