Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Magic Items Found:	3651
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Animals Bred:	191
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	196	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	9420	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	582	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Items Found:	6679	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8193	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Animals Bred:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5269

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”