Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	193
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	997

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8870	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	4939

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Farms Harvested:	927	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!