Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	896585	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Emeralds Found:	4650
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	7773	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	191
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	3404	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Potions Brewed:	127	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	New Chunks Explored:	211250
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	818

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2146

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	45
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.