Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Corruption, CREEPERS, Deception, dishonesty, disillusion, disillusionment, expensive, falsehood, Frustration, full, global affairs, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, Liars, Manipulation, Minecraft, shithole, smp, Social Issues, society, Truth, turned, Woke, world

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1364	Animals Bred:	163

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Crops Grown:	6237	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	160791	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	New Chunks Explored:	80033
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6829

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8124	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	64
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2391

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Enchantments Applied:	83	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2402	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mines Excavated:	3323
Farms Harvested:	731	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.