Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

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Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Items Found:	8361
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Crops Grown:	2576
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Farms Harvested:	123	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	286940	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Potions Brewed:	96	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.